Quality Time

So, the hubby and I decided we'd take a little day trip this past week. We so needed the time to regroup and come back home as a united front so to speak.
Okay so here's the scenario...we are sitting next to the fireplace at our favorite winery in Dutzow,MO, having a nice romantic lunch talking and being all lovey dovey. A nice looking older couple come in and sit in the booth next to us. They're just carrying on a normal conversation when out of nowhere- the old guy breaks wind!
Yes...right in the midst of my romantic getaway with my husband. I couldn't believe it, his wife immediately scolded him...I was appalled! What a way to spoil the mood!